In honor of The principal and teachers
Thank you for providing my child with a run down, dirty establishment that you call a school. It has been a pleasure to be part of the corrupt group of individuals known as "the XYZ Family".
Thank you for providing my child with child-abusing, mentally unstable teachers liable for deportation. In addition, thank you for providing them with teachers who believe that their students have unusual attractions to various animals.
Thank you for providing my child with substance-abusing classmates who lock each other in cabinets. They have taped him to chairs multiple times, an experience he much enjoyed. They have had a crucial role in his growing up and have given him a scar he will never forget.
Finally, I would like to thank you for the conditions of the XYZ School facility. They are run-down, dirty, and absolutely vile and it is imperative that I thank you for them.
Thank you again!
C.W. Nabiev
